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Viggo Jensen
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15. nov. 2011 12:54
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Vil han skifte til Madrid for at tjene flere penge, så kan han ligeså godt skifte nu, så Barca slipper for at skulle spilde tid og kræfter på ham. Vil han blive, så synes jeg da klart man skal sætte de midler ind som der kræves for at holde på sådan et talent! Og mon ikke han gerne vil spille fast med brormand på 1.holdet?
Barcelona medløber fan siden 1995

Dette indlæg er blevet rettet 15. nov. 2011 12:57 af Viggo Jensen
NickRomano
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16. nov. 2011 20:08
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Denne artikel lister, hvilke 10 spillere Barca følger ekstra intenst :

http://www.sport.es/es/n…rca-1222829

Det er vist ikke nødvendigt at referere/oversætte.
Sergenten
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17. nov. 2011 00:17
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Detter er grunden til at Eriksen bliver overflødig hvis han da skulle ende i Barca.


http://www.youtube.com/w…haD8Ak&NR=1
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Emilfu
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17. nov. 2011 13:09
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http://www.barcelonafoot…conference/


Scene: the press room at Camp Nou. Andoni Zubizarreta enters and takes a seat. Pep Guardiola enters wearing the world’s snazziest sweater vest. Jim Tressel cries quietly in a corner of a mansion in Ohio. The press room is packed with reporters.

Zubi: Okay, let’s talk turkey here. Who’s first? Yes, over there, with the credentials.

El Pais: Thank you, Mr. Zubizarreta, I was just wondering what you meant about Turkey. Is Pep leaving to coach Turkey now that Hiddink has quit? [The dailies print Extra! Extra! editions]

Zubi: [holds up his hand for calm, none ensues] That’s just absurd. First–

Rosell: [from a corner of the room] Absurd! Pep can sign a new contract whenever he wants [waves piece of paper] whenever he wants there is no pressure at all.

Zubi: First, the word “turkey” in Spanish doesn’t sound anything like the country and–

El Pais: So it’s true, Pep is leaving! [Mass pandemonium erupts in the room. Paper is shredded, hair is torn out, a man actually stabs himself in the thigh "to see if there is anything but more pain in life"]

Zubi: What? No. Just…no.

Guardiola: Any other questions? Yes, guy over on the left, no, not you, the one without a shred of journalistic credibility.

Sport: As you know, it’s international break, so, we’re all wondering–everyone is wondering–Neymar?

Guardiola: That’s not really a question.

Sport: A quick follow-up: Neymar?

Zubi: We’ll just move along now. Next.

Mundo Deportivo: We’ve heard Neymar’s name mentioned. Can you talk about that?

Guardiola: Well, he mentioned Neymar–

Sport: So it’s true!

Mundo Deportivo: Neymar!

Sport: There, we’ve printed a million copies of Neymar to Barça. Is he your favorite player ever?

Guardiola: What?

Marca: How will you find a way to destroy his sense of self worth?

AS: What kind of a loss will you take on the deal?

Zubi: Now, hold on guys, just hold on, no one said anything about Neyma
r!

Marca: And they call Madrid the big spenders!

AS: We demand an investigation into possible–no, probable violations of, of, of antitrust laws–yes!–and FIFA mandates and UNICEF is really a front for getting kids hooked on foreign aid, isn’t it? Where will the madness end?

Mundo Deportivo: Neymar will come for free, won’t he? Because Florentino is a poopypants!

Sport: He Who Shall Not Be Named, by which we mean Mourinho, naturally–

Mundo Deportivo: Naturally.

Sport: –is a talentless hack who would never make it in a refined city like Barcelona.

Guardiola: Weren’t you the guys who wanted him instead of me in 2008?

Sport: What! [eyes widen, hands clasp in horror] That’s preposterous. That’s, that’s–

Mundo Deportivo: Totally true!

Sport: Et tu Mundo?

Marca: The Catalans are at each other’s throats! We must attack.

AS: We’ll point out Mourinho’s team has scored more goals!

Marca: We’ll point out that they’re winning the league by unheard of margins!

La Voz de Galicia: We’ll tell everyone how good Omar Bravo is!

All: Who are you?

La Voz de Galicia: Uh, I just happen to be here on vacation and thought…okay, I’ll be quiet now.

Marca: What do you have to say for yourself, Pep?

Guardiola: Uh, about what?

AS: He denies it!

Sport: It’s a tremendous mind game!

Marca: We’ve printed a billion copies with the headline “Guardiola denies official Neymar news!” He’s out of touch!

AS: He’s a criminal. Burn him.

Mundo Deportivo: He’s a brilliant orator whose soliloquies have been known to cure diseases!

Guardiola: [to the camera] What are they talking about?

Sport: Look! Did you see that? He cured me!

Zubi: What disease did you have?

Sport: I had no press credentials and now [waves press credentials] here they are!

Mundo Deportivo: We’ve printed a trillion copies of “Guardiola cures cancer!” They’ve sold out!

AS: We’ve printed a million trillion billion jillion sextillion copies of “Guardiola is a witch. BURN HIM!” Sales were okay.

Guardiola: Well, that about wraps it up, I guess.

AS: One more question!

Zubi: Okay, sure.

AS: Neymar?

Guardiola: No?

Sport: NEYMAR!

AS: Ha! Caught you in a lie, smartypants Pep!

Marca: Scandal of the century!

[Guardiola and Zubi stand up and leave the room to the wild screaming of the reporters.]

Guardiola: I think that went pretty well.

Zubi: Best press conference we’ve had this year, that’s for sure.

Guardiola: I agree. They didn’t throw feces at me this time.

Zubi: It’s the small pleasures that make this job worthwhile. [his phone rings] Hello?

Neymar: Did they ask about me today?

Zubi: Nope.

Neymar: Drat.

Guardiola: Neymar!
De La Barca
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17. nov. 2011 17:08
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Haha. Jeg vil også med til pressekonfenrence
Visca el Barça i Visca Catalunya!!

VVV
NickRomano
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17. nov. 2011 19:31
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Abidals agent er idag ude med en melding om, at Abidals eventuelle kontrakforlængelse bliver mere og mere usikker som tiden går.

Naturligvis er det en pressball ladet med truslen om, at der også er andre brændende skorstene - f.eks. PSG, og det lader umiddelbart også som, at parterne er pænt langt fra hinanden.

Jeg er meget ambivalent omkring Abidals forlængelse eller ej.

Franskmanden er en af mine absolutte yndlinge på holdet, og jeg synes, at han er aldeles modbydelig - for modstanderne, men man må omvendt ikke se bort fra, at beholder man Abidal, står man med 2 spillere med en fremadskreden alder ( Puyol er selvfølgelig den anden ) til det samme område af banen. Og begge spillere er så dygtige, at man ikke kan nedprofilere dem.

Hvis man ikke imødegår Puyols og Abidals høje aldre igennem en løbende udskiftning, kan man hurtigt ende i, at man vil komme "bagud" i den kontinuerlige fornyelse af holdet, og både skal skifte meget ud i forsvaret og eventuelt andre steder på holdet på en gang.

Og legendestatus taget i betragtning, er det utænkeligt, at Abidal skulle have en større stjerne end Puyol, hvilket er rimeligt nok.

Dette indlæg er blevet rettet 17. nov. 2011 19:32 af NickRomano
Counter Attack
Banned
18. nov. 2011 09:23
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@Emilfu
Genialt !
Mil vuit-cents noranta-nou, neix el club que porto al cor, blaugrana son els colors, futbol club barcelooona!

Barça - España
Villa y Torres

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF5HHfKJpQk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdMcr1fK-ng
NickRomano
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19. nov. 2011 19:43
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Alexis Sánchez starter inde.

Og det er vel nærmest chilenerens debut i praksis. Først fra nu kan Guardiola begynde at få valuta for investeringen i hvirvelvinden.

Spilleren udtrykker selv, at han ikke er i topform, og de forskellige forlydender om skader fra landsholdslejren er heller ikke indikatorer for en spiller på zenit, men i aften er begyndelsen.
Dette indlæg er blevet rettet 19. nov. 2011 19:45 af NickRomano
Emilfu
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19. nov. 2011 20:13
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Hvor jeg dog hader 6´eren og deres rettigheder.

Det er satme hjernedødt at de har rettigheden til både Premier league og La Liga
Klejne
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19. nov. 2011 20:41
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Nåh ja, i det mindste skyder ALLE på alt.
Why dont you ask him?
Because he doesnt row
He doesnt ROW?
No, he DOESNT row.
Ah. I see what you mean.

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